Monday, August 15, 2011

This is the best prank ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

okay so go to ur school and tape some marionettes to the ceiling above the door. tie them to a string that u can hold. then drop them onto ur teacher when s/he walks into the room. ur teacher will scream and if s/he watched the puppet master the night before they will think the puppets are back to get them and they will have a heart attack. the principal will run into the room and ask what is the meaning of this so go up to him and say "flurgen jurgen burgenshire" which are german magic words that mean... well uh nothing. so anyway ur principal will be in a trance and ask him to give u the keys to his office. to complete the transaction, you must do a cartwheel out the door. so then go to his office and take all his stuff. there will be much confusion and ruckus because of the marionettes and the principal so yell "FIRE FIRE!!!" and then pull the fire alarm. everyone will be yelling and run outside so go gather the marionettes real fast and go to the parking lot. throw them at your vice principal and if you have followed there steps correctly, saddam hussein will fall out of the sky and land in front of you.

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